The England head coach detested the moniker Bazball the moment it emerged, considering it overly simplistic and maybe anticipating how it might be weaponised in the future. Right now, down 2-0 in an away Ashes series that started with high hopes, it has become the butt of Australian jokes.
But the coach has not helped himself either. After the crushing loss at the Gabba, his insistence that, if anything, England were 'over-prepared' before the pink-ball match was like attempting to extinguish a rubbish fire with gasoline. It risks becoming his epitaph as national coach if performances do not take an upturn.
In a way, one must admire his commitment to the bit. As much as he says he ignore external noise, he must have been acutely aware of an England team often described as freewheeling and lacking preparation.
The reality, as ever, is more nuanced. England enjoy golf just as much during their scheduled breaks as their opponents and they practice equally hard. Before the Gabba Test, they did more, completing five days to Australia's three, due to their lack of exposure to the pink ball and the different seeing conditions.
The coach's point about being "excessively ready" was that those five extra days were his decision – the instance he blinked in his belief that less is more. It meant a Test match's worth of mental energy was expended before they even stepped out in the cauldron of Australia's fortress. And though nets are a opportunity to refine skills, they can also become a comfort zone; low-pressure activity that mainly maintains the reflexes sharp.
Schedules are tight such that pre-series state games were unavailable (with uncertain value, as shown by England having played three before the 5-0 series loss in 2013-14). More difficult to justify is the dismissal of domestic red-ball cricket as a valuable experience in general, evidenced by a young player's wasted summer.
Only playing hardens cricketers for the various scenarios they walk out to face, and it is in this area where England have so far fallen well short. It is not only with the bat – harrowing as some of the decision-making has been – but an bowling attack that seems leaderless. No bowler has shown the patience or discipline that the otherworldly Mitchell Starc and his support cast have delivered.
McCullum's unconventional outlook was liberating during its initial year, an excellent, apt solution to eradicate the lethargy that came before. The disappointment now comes in how it has seemingly not evolved past that initial phase – the lack of an second phase to the original software that has seen results decline to an even record from their most recent matches.
One such player is Jamie Smith, a talent, undoubtedly, but one who is being mercilessly targeted on both edges and has dropped two key chances as wicketkeeper. The situation is not aided when your counterpart, Alex Carey, has just delivered a virtuoso display.
Based on the coach's words after the match, England look likely to keep the faith with Smith in Adelaide. The hope – as is the case – is that a switch to a traditional Test setting unleashes his best, with Perth's trampoline surface and the unusual day-night format now in the past.
The alternative is to enact the plan discovered during the series win in New Zealand 12 months ago by moving the batsman down to his preferred position as a busy middle order player, handing him the gloves, and selecting a new No 3. A young contender made some runs for the Lions over the weekend, or maybe an all-rounder could perform a comparable function to the former spinner in 2023.
In the end, these changes is perfect, however Australia's better fundamentals having shattered pre-series optimism and forced the team's entire approach into the harsh glare of scrutiny.
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Debra Briggs
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